"Madam B! Madam B! " bellowed the overly bleached lady who was spanking her friend who obviously was Madam B,on the rear.
"Yes ooo! B for bum bum!"Madam B added with a tinkling laugh,positioning her behind to receive another spank.
"Madam B,madam B!" the lady repeated again.
"B for big Bum Bum! Darris me!"
I watched the blatant display of both women amusedly from where I sat sipping a glass of cold harp. It had been a long day at work and the thoughts of beer cascading down my throat had hurriedly brought me here to unwind. "Jiggaz Place" was renowned for always serving chilled beer to their customers. Well,if it wasn't Island bar which was closer home,it was definitely Jiggaz which was closer to the office as well.
I continued to watch these two and promptly drew a conclusion : Madam Bleach and Madam bumbum were close friends who apparently weren't married,going by their band-less fingers.
I wondered at the nickname,"Madam B..B for bum bum" and smiled broadly. What a nickname though! Fine,her behind jutted massively and all you ever saw when you looked at her was Big butts,but....the nickname I surmised drew more attention than the massiveness itself. Other features for example stood out -her striking face,voluptuous breasts and full,curvy legs in that mid-thigh skirt she was wearing.
And now my gaze turned to her friend -Madam bleach -ha,she was Madam B too now,abi? After all B stood for Bleach too! She wasn't exactly a pretty lady but I quickly acknowledged the likes of her who prided themselves on to believing they were sooooo devastatingly beautiful and acted along that path.
They must have thought I was smiling at them 'cause suddenly their face broke into broad smiles and they started to wave at me. I slowly waved back and took another sip of harp.
I was on my third bottle when I noticed Madam B stand up and move towards me. I watched her heavy hips sway provocatively in a rhythm that accelerated my heartbeat. I swallowed and turned away,disregarding the instant hardness of my manhood.
"Hello Baby boy. I'm Genesis.. but my friends call me Madam B,B for bumbum." she introduced herself with her hand stretched out.
"Hello Genesis. What an unusual name you've got." I said, eyeing her uptilted cleavage in a tight green top over body-hugging skirt. I shook her hands but she wouldn't let go of mine quickly.
She threw her head backward and laughed. "Yes ooo,Darris my name. Genesis.And you,warris your name? You be fine boy sha.."
I hid a small smile and replied,"Tunde."
"Tunde." she tested the name on her lips and seemed to like it. "Here's my card. Call me lerra tonight,okay?" she handed over her card to me.
As I laid in the confines of my bedroom later that night I fiddled with Madam B's complimentary card and thought about pulling a call across to her. I eventually decided to. On the second dial she picked and mouthed a husky "Hello. Madam B for bumbum on the line...who is it?"
I rolled my eyes in exasperation! What was the B for Bumbum talk all about?! Jeez...
" Hello Genesis.."
"Oh Kunle!" she instantly seemed to lighten up.
"Yep,its me Kunle. How do you do?"
Kunle,Tunde..whichever! I had my randy mind on those round curvy hips of hers! Nothing else mattered now..
"I thought you weren't going to call madam B for bumbum! " she giggled and went on,"Can you come over to my place?"
Just like that! Oh dear... how easily dreams came true sometimes.
"Well..hold on,lemme see.. not too sure Genesis. How about tomorrow?"
"Ohhhhhh," she sound disappointed. "Why not tonight?" suddenly she sounded like a petulant adolescent.
"Em -"
"No excuses! Comon baby boy,I need to see you. You should know warra mean now."
I was smiling mischievously.
"Oh ok.."
She reeled her house addy and a few minutes later I was seated in my Honda,ready to meet Madam B for bumbum.
Her home wasn't difficult to locate. There I was,standing by her door less than twenty minutes later. I pressed the doorbell and waited,casting a last assessing eye through my T-shirt and Jeans outfit. Just then the door flung open to reveal a stark naked Madam B ! My eyes popped in utter shock. "Baby boy,come in! It's so good to see you." she said huskily,pulling me into the living room with her. Immediately we stepped in she grabbed me and crushed my lips with hers. Oh,Madam B tasted like rich vanilla.Her tongue delved into my mouth and located my own tongue. Deftly she circled hers with mine,and then finally suckled and settled on the lower lip. I pulled away for a second to take off my clothes. I hadn't even pulled off my jeans trouser completely before she gently took my hard,ardent shaft into her warm,vanilla flavoured mouth. Wow,this-was-pure-bliss! I moaned and gyrated my hips to meet the gentle thrusts of her mouth. Then she stopped abruptly and led me into her bedroom -a beautiful yet sparsely furnished room.
"Kunle baby..." she moaned and batted her eyelashes at me."Come spank my big bumbum!"
"Oh yeah? Sure!" I took off my trouser completely and joined her on the bed.
I watched her lay on her back, hips thrust in blatant invitation. I spanked her gently. She screamed. "Baby boy,spank harder!" she screamed again. Harder I went,harder and harder until she begged me to fill her up.
"I like it raw baby boy! No condom please...."
"No way!" I cut in brusquely,standing up from the bed.
"No protective no sex,Madam B."
"Awwwww,why now? E no dey sweet like without naaa."
"Oh really?" I quirked my eyebrows in puzzlement and reached for my clothes but she swifly got up and grabbed them from me.
"You wanna leave? Oh no...let's do it with one then! but if E no sweet I no go happy with you ooo!"
Don't worry Madam B,trust me." I said and shoved her gently back on the bed. I got a condom from my breast pocket(glad I had brought one along anyway)and rolled it over by turgid essence.
She had her thighs already parted before I descended on her. In one sharp,precise stroke I entered her and we began to move in erotic rhythm,each seeking his own release. As I drove deeper I squeezed her heavy butts and enjoyed the harsh cry of total submission from her.
We reached climax same time,each panting heavily afterwards.
"You are good Kunle," Madam flung her arm around my neck,her breasts pressed against my chest. "I shall speak to Rosie about you. She would love to have her own share,Rosie that one!"
"Who's Rosie?" I seemed quite lost here.
"The friend who was with me earlier at the bar now." she offered with a huge grin.
"Naaaa! That bleached woman? Na na na."
"I thought men like yellow women now. Morever she no dey bleach,she dey tone!"
I hear,i thought to myself.
We had another session and soon after I was on my way home. I had barely stepped into my room when my phone started to ring. I picked it and said 'Hello?'
"Hi." the caller replied.
Silence.
"Yup?" I frowned slightly.
Silence.
"May I know who it is,please?"
"Its Rosie-"
"Rosie?!" I cut in.
"Madam B's friend." She said quietly.
"Oh.."
"I just learnt from Madam bumbum that you are such a superman in bed! So you pull stunts,ehnn?"
"Don't know what you're talking about." I said.
True,I was one hell of a randy dude but you see,not everything on skirt fascinated me! Rosie was so out of my 'spec'
"Who's Madam B? " I asked.
"You can't remember the lady you sexed a few minutes ago? Hold on,let me tell her to pull a call cross to you. I'll be right back."
"Okay."
I hung up,turned off my phone and retired to bed.
Written by Osarhieme Okungbowa.
*Hello peeps,Chip in a word or two and tell me if you enjoyed the story. I feel so sleepy now,i'm sure to post your comments soon as I wake tomorrow.
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Meme.
Tunde is still a learner. A real cassanova never passes off a ready cunt. At worst him go use pillow cover her face if e wowo and ride d abunna
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha,tunde the badoo.
ReplyDeleteDmav you sound like d real deal,heheheehhe.
ReplyDeleteVery nice story meme.
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