Well,I'm chilling in the balcony of my crib, sipping a glass of chilled pineapple juice and munching on a chunk of fried chicken..yum yum yum..Its allowed jor,as from tomorrow i'll begin to watch my weight,hehehe.
Let's talk about common 'Gbagaun' terms often used by people. To start with,what's gbagaun??
"Gbagaun" is a Nigerian slang used to taunt someone who just made a grammatical error;written or spoken.
Some blog readers chipped in a few gbagauns commonly used which i'm going to put up now. You may as well post in yours,and attach the right sentences so if we've been making such errors we'll desist from them.
SACHI(Benin City) - (gbagaun) Reverse back!
Instead of simply "Reverse."
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW - (Gbagaun) The door is opened
Instead -The door is open
(Gbagaun) - The guy is Matured.
Instead -The guy is mature.
(Gbagaun) -She's not good on bed.
Instead -She's not good in bed.
BABY OKU(Benin City) -(Gbagaun) She's got ratches on her back
Instead - She's got rashes on her back.
Nneka Awu (Ibadan) -(Gbagaun) Hello -Fine!
Instead. -Hello should have the response as Hello or Hi,not fine.
Linda(Lagos state) -(Gbagaun) - i've been calling her still yet she won't take her calls.
Instead -I've been calling her yet she won't take her calls OR
I've been calling her still she won't take her calls.
Benji(Warri) -(Gbagaun) -Yex
Instead - Yes.
Veta (Lagos state) -(Gbagaun) -On the light
Instead -Turn the light on/Turn on the light
Waiting to add yours #hugegrin#!
Cando instead of Candle
ReplyDeleteNido instead of needle
ReplyDelete"What is strong with you?" Lmao
ReplyDeleteThe 2 both of us -gbaguan
ReplyDeleteBoth of us/2 of us -correct usage
Hilarious post madam meme.I know of a woman who usually says,'all of a suddenly' I just tink this is gross gbagaun!
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't worth it.
ReplyDeleteWho is you
U ar a bad somebody
Meme don't tell me you are now fat n bloated o,xmas n new year don finish so stop chopping chicken n juice.Fat gurls don't rock!
ReplyDeletepeksi instead of pepsi...ample instead of apple...sundust instead of sawdust or wood dust..lolz
ReplyDeleteThe place is too heat....instead of the place is very hot
ReplyDeleteI have tired. The correct phrase should be I am tired.
ReplyDeleteMaxwell,d sundust part got me laughing real hard here.Lmao!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... schiken ko balcony ni... na dat old layer meat dey proud jhu?
ReplyDeleteGbagaun-My back is scratching me.My back itches(correct)
ReplyDelete