Good day Ladies and gentlemen, Been quiet
here for a while, I believe we are all doing
great. Its xmas time again and we are all
gearing up for the celebrations, when you are
going home remember to buy your
grandmother a new dress too, peharps a small
mirror and powder. She will be absolutely
delighted. If you dont have a grandmother look
around carefully and buy a gift for someone
who is not expecting it. If you can, take food
to the prisons or orphanages, its a very
gratifying experience. If you do not have
money dont panic, it will come, maybe before
xmas, maybe after. If you dont have new
clothes wash, starch and iron the old ones, cut
your hair, smile, and stroll out. You will
probably come back drunk and happy. Avoid
unneccessary display of affluence and most of
all remember that January is always hard, keep
some money for January life after xmas.
Landlord will soon start to worry for house
rent and all that. Becareful with your phones,
most people misplace things during festive
periods. If u leave your valuables carelessly a
thief wont overlook it in the spirit of xmas.
Don't drink and drive, dont drink too much, its
a bad idea to combine wines, beer and spirits.
If you going to drink a lot avoid eating rice ,
instead go for solids. Dont overspend so u dont
have to sell your ipad or borrow your mother's
daily contribution money to transport back. Eat
more of fish, its healthier than meat
and.....,...,.... have a merry xmas.
Right on point!
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